[lonely-gfd-cutie]

So at one of my jobs I work with this really nice woman named Liz who has an equally nice boyfriend. Thing is, I don’t know the boyfriends name because Liz only addresses him as boytoy. The term boytoy is used so frequently to describe him that not only does she have no problem using that term but neither do any of her coworkers including myself. One day Liz told me that he would be stopping by and when some dude with a beard came through the door I looked at him and said, “Mr.toy I presume.” And he just looks at me and goes; “The very one.” 

Fucking eh. Relationship goals.

[disasterbiindisguise]

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[modern-politics111]

Contact Your Representative and Tell Them To Fight Against Trump’s Camps

Additionally, if you can see if you can donate money to these organizations

• Lawyersforgoodgoverment.com
  
• fairfightbondfund.org
  
• lgbtqfund.org
  
• communitybondproject.org
  
• immigrantfamilies.org
  
• freedomforimmigrants.org
  

[imfemalewarrior]

Here is another way you can help. 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

[rummels]

As a German this makes me physically uncomfortable to read about, how have so many people not learned from one of the biggest mistakes we’ve ever done? How can this still be happening today?

[evilkitten3]

as a jew, HELP

[flyingfalconflower12]

as a polish person, help x2

[prismatic-bell]

As a Jew, an unfriendly reminder that Anne Frank did not die in a gas chamber.

THIS is how she died. This is WHY she died. This is how and why TENS OF THOUSANDS LIKE HER died.

Get your asses on those phones.

[left-reminders]

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

Love the implication that not actively trying to make medicine taste good is because people have this unnecessarily cruel mentality and not because we don’t want children to accidentally kill themselves cool tweet otherwise though

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Suddenly feline familiars make perfect sense

[kaijuno]

look at my distinguished and handsome son 

[kaijuno]

He’s literally

:3c

[take-a-chance-on-halloween]

[tywlascafetropical]

Emmy Award-winning actress Catherine O'Hara

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

[the-uterus]

One reason why I love David Mitchell (x)

[goo-mies]

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

[hildawhite]

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

[gwynndolin]

[adamtheredbeard]

So they're gonna undercut pharmacies until they corner the market and then jack prices back up, but higher than before and reep all that profit. Right?

[oxbowreality]

Not only will it give Amazon a new market to lord over, but more data on its customers. Knowing what illnesses a person has will help them sell other items by advertising things that will seem tantalizing. Bipolar makes you impulse buy? Amazon will know that. Depression makes you crave sweets? Amazon can sell that. Bezos doesn't care how predatory this business practice is because he's a monster and all of humanity is his prey.